Trevor Linden's last game as a player for the Vancouver Canucks was a 6-1 loss to the Calgary Flames on April 5, 2008. Eliminated from the postseason, the team played some truly uninspired hockey. There wasn't much in the game to make Vancouver hockey fans smile.
So imagine if, instead, a friggin' T-Rex showed up and demanded to play, and then he got to, and then he scored NINETY goals, and then he threw one of the Flames INTO SPACE. That appears to be the premise of this absolutely batcrap insane hockey video that you absolutely must watch.
Suspended for 65 million years. If I'm the NHLPA, I appeal.
According to the uploader, this was his Grade 11 animation project. Why it only landed on Youtube last week is hard to say, but my best guess is that he was just released from the psychiatric facility the school placed him in after he handed this insane piece of work in.
Seriously, what the actual heck. The part where the Canuck player grows some sort of instant rage-beard? The fact that this summons a t-rex from inside the earth? The t-rex's needless disclosure of a recent bowel movement? The coach with the melting face?
I don't even know. I just don't know.
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