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Maggie Hendricks

Opening Ceremony Theater: Barcelona 1992

Fourth-Place Medal

Opening ceremonies director: WHERE ARE THE DANCING VIRGINS? SOMEONE CUE THE DANCING VIRGINS! Oh, here they are. Thank goodness. Ugh-they're not skipping with enough glee!

Director's assistant: More glee! We need more glee! (To director) Now they're going to just dance around in the same circle?

Director: Yes, the focus is on Montserrat Caballe and Jose Carreras, two of the greatest opera singers of our time. Watch-the circle will slowly turn from single-cell paramecium into circles, and then they will join into Olympic rings, symbolizing how our world becomes one during the Oly-RELEASE THE DOVES! WHY HAVEN'T THE DOVES COME OUT?

Director's assistant: DOVES! WE NEED DOVES! WHERE ARE THE MOTHERF-Oh, there they are! So beautiful!

Director: And now they will move off the field, one heart. One world. So beautiful. (Dabs tears.)

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