Nicolas Cage-tano is the best of both worlds

What do you get when you combine an Oscar-winning actor and a gold medal-winning figure skater?

Only the finest of laughs that the Internet has to offer.

I'm not sure if it's possible to have a receding-receding hairline, but if we can make this happen, we'll find out. It's also likely that this superhuman would go on to have a successful broadcasting career that required the use of several wigs. Too bad we don't have the science to pull this off.

Yet.

(via the hilarious Nic Cage as Everyone)