With teammates like these, who needs the Russians?
USA Hockey's Hilary Knight was, presumably, getting ready to march in Friday's Opening Ceremony when teammate Brianne McLaughlin stepped in with a camera:
We assume Knight actually did locate a pair of pants, as there were no later tweets of her sitting alone in her Sochi hotel room in yoga pants, watching the Opening Ceremony and eating an entire pint of ice cream.
The U.S. women, widely considered one of the gold medal favorites, take on Finland on Saturday. Good thing, too. They seem to be going a bit stir-crazy left to their own devices.