Here I am trying to find an e-card to send to my aunt for her birthday and I get slapped right in the face by the Internet. And I thought we were friends.
HOW DARE YOU SOMEECARDS.COM?!
Curling is clearly more exciting than the 100m dash and everybody knows it. Plus there was a gold medal for ping pong and rowing a canoe. Come on, son. We can like both equally, right?
I suspect Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps had a hand in this. You haven't heard the last from us, you non-sentient website.