There is an old hockey fable that has been passed down through the ages. It starts when the child was born and anointed the next leader of the hockey fans. Later, an uncle would try to assume the throne, only to be thwarted by the child and her friends, a meerkat and warthog. Classic story. Best caption wins "The Lion King" soundtrack. Hakuna matata.
Previously, "Check out our jackets!"
Silver, D-Lited: "Now is the time on Sprockets ven ve dance."
Bronze, Nic: "If there is anything that these horrible jackets can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."