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Canada's speed-skating team looks pretty intense

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Is it just me or does Canada's speed skating team look like a squad of minions in the worst Batman movie? I like to imagine them getting thrown down by George Clooney one after another while a pre-Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger orders them to keep attacking.

As a matter of fact, change their suits to blue and speed skaters would fit perfectly with the Mr. Freeze character. Get Joel Schumacher on the phone!

(photo via Randy Starkman)

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