You've probably spent a lot of time thinking about the things you won't see during a lockout. NHL hockey games come to mind. Highlights of NHL hockey games, too. It's a nightmare.
But you probably haven't thought a lot about the things you won't "hear". Luckily, the gentlemen of Hoodwinked Films have you covered. In the spirit of the rapid-fire "Excrement members of social group X say" meme, they present, "Things you won't hear during the NHL lockout," because this locked-out world needs laughter now more than ever.
Among the highlights:
• "Do you know if there's, like, a charity where I can, like, donate money to the players?"
• "Whatever. Hockey jerseys make me look so frumpy. I hate them."
• "If they cancel the All-Star Game this year, I will just die."
• "It must suck for Carrie Underwood. She loves hockey."
• "Dude, the NBA is sick. They each score like, 100 points per game. More points? More fun."
• "I just miss talking about concussions."
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