Year in Puck Daddy 2009: Best stories, videos and Jersey Fouls
As we did at the end of 2008, Puck Daddy offers our review of the news, personalities, oddities, moments and impromptu Photoshop contests that captured the essence of hockey in 2009.
This isn't meant to be a comprehensive review of the last 12 months; you'll not find an objection-by-objection breakdown of Judge Redfield T. Baum's evidentiary approval process in Phoenix bankruptcy court here, for example. We're not entirely sure where you would find that, actually.
What you'll read in a moment are the stories, videos and posts that created the most buzz, provided the most insight or simply wasted the most time in a gleefully effective way during your workday. With that, we begin our look back at 2009 with ...
Story of the Year: Puck Daddy chats with the man behind 'Brian Burke' on Twitter
If nothing else, 2009 was the year when social media and the hyper-fast aggregation of Twitter changed the way fans consume hockey news.
You read about goals before seeing them scored on television seconds later. Trades, signings and draft picks were broken on Twitter; first by fans, then journalists, then eventually the teams themselves. Agents used it to pimp their clients. PR professionals used it to fact-check media.
Like the proliferation of blogs before it, Twitter had its clumsy moments of growth as a new form of mass media. Misinformation could be as prevalent as solid information. One hundred-and-forty-character limits led to garbled messages and constant clarifications. But most of all: The concepts of sarcasm and parody were perilously lost on some otherwise intelligent people.
(Coming Up: Puck Daddy's Man of the Year, Crime Story of the Year, Video of the Year, Interview of the Year Fans of the Year, Announcer of the Year, and, you know it, Jersey Foul of 2009.)
Witness the "Brian Burke" saga, as Sean from the wickedly funny Down Goes Brown blog penned a satirical Twitter feed in the voice of the Toronto Maple Leafs general manager. "I have a hard time believing anyone can look at the feed, spend more than 10 seconds on it and [not] know that it's not the real guy," he said. Plus, it was labeled as a parody right on the page.
Enter the Globe & Mail, which was either painfully oblivious or looking to poop on the party by writing about the feed and asking Burke himself whether he was behind it. The Toronto Star also questioned Burke, who mentioned potential litigation. Suddenly, a fun, under-the-radar sensation that actually celebrated the gruff character Burke portrays was being labeled a scurrilous impersonation that sought to defame him.
After that scrutiny, Sean decided to kill the "Brian Burke" Twitter parody in late March, writing that "part of being a good comedian is to know when to get off the stage."
Like all great comedy, someone was bound to miss the punch-line.
Honorable Mention:
Blues fan facing legal trouble after writing in Oshie for mayor
Alexander Ovechkin uses Malkin for all-star prop comedy (video)
Thanks to NHL's disciplinary system, everything is a suspension
Penguins fans win, then lose, free playoff tickets via text message
Why NBC Sports pulled the plug on Penguins' big-screen party
Penguins Coach Bylsma and the mystical power of lucky burritos
In fact, the Red Wings knew they could avoid all-star suspensions
Spying Ovechkin asked to leave bench during Rangers practice
Havlat finally blasts Blackhawks in more than 140 characters
Crime Story of the Year: Kane arrested after allegedly assaulting, robbing cab driver
Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane(notes) gets a rap sheet, goes to court and apologies to the masses, all while making the single most compelling case for exact change since the invention of the "Take-a-Penny" dish.
Honorable Mention:
Police investigate message board death threat against Ovechkin
When former mascot assailants throw lawn mowers, get arrested
Flames fan arrested after 'death threats' during Columbus game
Flyers draft pick charged with killing referee, burying body
Puck Daddy's Man of the Year: Alex Ovechkin(notes), Washington Capitals
"But he didn't win the Stanley Cup!"
Yeah, we know. It ain't "NHL man of the year." But in 2009, Ovechkin was the single most written-about player (as you good readers often remind us) for his exploits on the ice and off.
He participated in a classic playoff series vs. Sidney Crosby(notes), set off debates with his pre-planned "fire stick" celebration and scored another epic highlight reel goal that some considered the best of his career. He drove a Zamboni through Manhattan and was given superstar treatment by ESPN. LeBron called him "prime time." Malkin called him a friend again after their peace accord at the All-Star Game, where they engaged in prop comedy together. He got a back tattoo, partied with Alex Semin in Russia and admitted that sex before and after games helps him focus.
So yeah, it's been a somewhat interesting year.
Honorable Mention: Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins, because Marc Savard is afraid of him; Evgeni Malkin(notes), Pittsburgh Penguins, because he admits Flyers fans scare him a little; Marian Hossa(notes), Chicago Blackhawks, for finally meeting Stanley; Jim Balsillie, rich dude, for finally building revolutionary support of a seventh Canadian team and giving us a summer soap opera; Brian Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs, for Phil Kessel(notes) and truculence.
Video of the Year: When Swedish goal celebrations go wrong
Henrik Andersen's leap through the glass, with Bobby McFerrin accompaniment, was an instant classic.
Honorable Mention:
If they awarded the Stanley Cup for commercials, the Boston Bruins are your champions
Video: Blackhawk Walker's mangled finger frightens the ladies
Boston College's atrocious 1986 hockey rap video, 'Beanpot Trot'
Video: Hockey in the Year 2050 has laser sticks, rocket skates
Video: 9 year old scores greatest goal in Boston this season
Video: Goalies wouldn't fail if it meant baseball swings to head
Video: Either Kennedy's stick tastes like candy, or this is awkward
Fight Video of the Year: The story behind Mudbugs vs. IceRays brawl, tonight's rematch
Everything you need to know about this brawl is located in the story linked above. By far, one of our favorite videos that we've ever run on Puck Daddy. Once more, with feeling: "That'll teach ya to run Ken Carroll! That'll teach ya!"
Honorable Mention:
Fight Video: Alexander Semin plays the bongos on Rangers' Staal
Video: Huge Canucks/Hawks line brawl, with catfight hair pulling
Video: You've never seen a hockey fight like a sledge hockey fight
Original Video Production of the Year: Video: Puck Daddy witnesses octopus abuse in Pittsburgh
Puck Daddy visits an octopus protest @ Yahoo! Video
During the 2009 Stanley Cup finals, Benkovitz Seafoods in the Strip District of Pittsburgh announced it was going to have a "Trash The Octopus" party before Game 3. They promised octopus whacked like a piñata, which got us down there. Alas, this did not happen. But we did witness octopi shot into nets like hockey pucks and grilled by trash-talking Pittsburgh Penguins fans.
Honorable Mention:
Puck Daddy Mini-Doc: The Hate and Love of Sidney Crosby (Followed by Puckhead Forum: 'Hate and Love of Sidney Crosby' fan rebuttal)
Announcer of the Year: Jack Edwards, NESN
From the maniacal laughter directed at Flyers fans to his over-the-top comparison between the Bruins defeating the Canadiens to the Revolutionary War, it was an exceptionally crazy year for our favorite boxing announcer.
Honorable Mention: NBC/CBC's Mike Milbury, for "pussification," calling Tim Connolly a "dink" and getting Sidney Crosby on the record that he never bear his dog; Fox Sports Net Ohio's Jim Day for losing his gig for not being a cheerleader; Randy Moller for the pop culture reference experiment on Florida Panthers broadcasts; Daryl Reaugh for being pretty darn outstanding; Don Cherry for calling out Ovechkin and continuing to be Grapes.
Media Bird-Doggin' of the Year: Vancouver paper asks for Cup parade route; hockey gods tremble
The Vancouver Province plans the parade route for the Canucks, and Leahy burns'em for it.
Honorable Mention:
On the Furlough: Newspaper hockey writers roll with recession
Print media and hockey: Off the road, out of hands of young fans
Media Notes: End of general sports columnists good for hockey
Pass or Fail: New York Rangers' digital advertising on the glass
ESPN reaffirms love for hockey; considered film on Devils' trap
LA Kings changing way hockey's covered, or controlling news?
Honest-To-Goodness Reporting and Analysis of the Year: How 4-year-old boy mastered 'Miracle' speech in YouTube hit
In which we learned how young Josh Sacco did a note-for-note Herb Brooks impression, right down to the "screw'em!"
Honorable Mention:
Illinois Lottery reconsiders contest after Chicago fan wins million
Why super-agent Rosenhaus took on Panthers fans as 'clients'
How a disgruntled Maple Leafs fan sold loyalty on eBay for $25
What's Bemidji State? NCAA hockey's amazing Cinderella story
The Best in Guest Blogging: From the Friendly Confines, it's Puck Daddy's Winter Classic
Big League Stew's Kevin Kaduk offers a terrific first-person tale of attending the Winter Classic at Wrigley.
Honorable Mention:
Girls Guide to Choosing Stanley Cup Team: Washington Capitals (Margee)
Five Reasons I Love Hockey: Gary Dell'Abate, Howard Stern Show
Eulogy: Remembering the 2008-09 Montreal Canadiens (Pension Plan Puppets)
Eulogy: Remembering the 2008-09 Detroit Red Wings (The Committed Indian)
Fan Stories of the Year: Collateral Damage: The frustrations, hopes of Phoenix Coyotes fans
Collecting the thoughts and feelings from Coyotes fans as their team faced relocation and an uncertain future. You could feel the angst mixed with the hope, despite reality.
Honorable Mention:
Capitals all-female fan club: Isn't it time men were objectified?
Are hockey fans, scalpers ready for 'dynamic' ticket prices?
Jury: What part of 'at your own risk' didn't you understand?
DC arena unleashes anti-water bottle, sexual innuendo measures
Interviews of the Year: The Pavel Datsyuk(notes) Interviews, Part 1 and Part 2
Dmitry's brilliant interview with the Detroit Red Wings star covered everything from dream linemates to his embarrassing cell phone ringtone. A must-read.
Honorable Mention:
Art of the Year: Gloating Bruins Fan Gallery
His demonic, towel-twirling face was captured during Game 5 of the Bruins' playoff series against the Carolina Hurricanes. Somehow, he became an Internet sensation and the basis of an impromptu Photoshop contest that had him everywhere from KISS to "Cheers" to NBC to the Salem Witch Trials.
Honorable Mention:
Puck Daddy Gallery: Your abuses of the hockey jersey generator
Create a Winter Classic Parade Float Contest Gallery, Part 2
The Year in Lists: End Of Decade countdowns.
Our epic, typically overambitious project sought to capture the best and worst of the decade from players to teams to lopsided trades to fights.
Honorable Mention:
After goalie meltdown, celebrating famous tirade tossing on ice
Adam Deadmarch and the greatest Stanley Cup engraving errors
The Year in High Fashion: Solving the mystery of the Florida Panthers gown
Kerry D. had to miss a Florida Panthers game due to her law school dance, and so she rocked the Panthers dress above to support the team. Many a Puck Buddy swooned upon discovering this story ... and Kerry.
Honorable Mention:
Ovechkin shows that Cherry isn't hockey's only fashion statement
Pass or Fail: Habs barber poles; Wranglers' Blagojevich jerseys
It's not the name on the back; it's Harry Truman on the front
Marty Biron endorses anti-Sid shirt, laughs at your silly karma
Jersey Fouls of 2009
Finally, here are the Top 8 Jersey Fouls for the last year, understanding completely that your favorite is no doubt not included.
1. The Calgary Flames Sidney Crosby jersey, awkwardly defended here.
2. The "Cutie Pie" New York Rangers sweater.
3. The unfortunately named Mrs. Semin from the Mecca of Jersey Fouls, D.C.
4. Uh, yeah.
5. An atrocity from the St. Louis Blues.
6. The Audience Prize winner from the New Jersey Devils.
7. An inventive way of telling Wings fans their team sucks "infinity."
8. The greatest Russian player of all-time, name-wise.
Thanks to everyone who reads, supports and wastes time with Puck Daddy. Thanks to Leahy, Dmitry, Lambert, Dobber, Ross, Romig, Scott and everyone else that makes this baby hum. It's been a great 2009, and we'll keep working hard to make it a decent-at-best 2010.