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Paulina Gretzky has the number 99 tattooed on her pelvis (VIDEO)

Harrison Mooney
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Paulina Gretzky

You may have heard of Paulina Gretzky, the daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky who has risen to fame by being a) an attractive female and b) just slightly sports-related enough to appear on blogs such as this one.

Gretzky recently sat down with Complex magazine to discuss censoring herself (which is apparently something she does), that time she was spotted downtown wearing what appeared to be lingerie, and what it's like living in Wayne Gretzky's shadow:

My dad's accomplishments are completely different than everything I've done with my life and the career path I want to take.

You don't say.

Now, Gretzky isn't distancing herself from her father entirely. She has a No. 99 tattooed on her pelvis, according to the photo of her in the not-entirely-opaque swimsuit at right. That's creepy.

Gretzky also mentioned the fact that she's single (good news, Internet!), and the fact that she won't meet people on the Internet (bad news, Internet!).

But you probably don't want to hear what she said from me, especially when there's a video. Let's get it straight from Ms. Gretzky's mouth, while she multi-tasks by sexily putting cherries and olives into it. And also pressing her boobs together.

OK, she takes forever to eat a cherry. And who eats cherries and olives in the same sitting? I couldn't be with this person.

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