Olympic hockey is awesome; Sidney Crosby, problem center; Stanley Cup, attention-seeker (Puck Headlines)

Harrison Mooney

Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

Patrick Kane visits the McDonald's Cheers To Sochi kiosk in the athlete village, apparently with a teeny-tiny stick. [Marianna Massey, Getty Images]

• Olympic hockey is awesome. Here are seven reasons. Sadly, none of them are Slava Voynov telling the world that his teammate Jonathan Quick is a big fat cheater. [ESPN]

• Why is it so difficult to play with Sidney Crosby? [Postmedia]

• It's far less difficult to play with Drew Doughty. You just sort of let him do his thing. He's been Canada's best player. [Eye on Hockey]

• The Stanley Cup is not welcome in Sochi, says Brian Stemmle. Stop trying to steal our thunder, Stanley Cup. You're such an attention-seeker. [Fourth-Place Medal]

• Stemmle has a point, though. Igor Larionov says the Winter Olympics are all about hockey. I disagree. Figure skating is awesome. [RT]

• Crosby isn't the only star under performing at these Olympics. Same goes for Alex Ovechkin. [Toronto Sun]

Daniel Alfredsson and Erik Karlsson are, like, best friends. [FreeP]

• The Slovaks have lost Tomas Kopecky to an upper-body injury. [Fox Sports]

• Is Brooks Laich dating Julianne Hough? OMG so juicy. [Just Jared]

• Oh, your league had an outdoor game? That's adorable. The Duluth Outdoor Hockey league is nothing but outdoor games. *mic drop* [Kare11]

• Come for the Seattle Thunderbirds scoring a game-winner with 26 seconds left, stay for the violent line brawl. [Buzzing the Net]

• Looking for some underrated fantasy gems? Look no further than Nino Neiderreiter, Teemu Selanne, and Jakob Silfverberg. [Dobber Hockey]

• Devils scout Johan Hedberg is doing work for the franchise. He's getting a bird's eye view of the prospects by playing as the back-up goalie for the Albany Devils. [Star-Ledger]

• Linus Omark has been placed on unconditional waivers. [Buffalo Hockey Beat]

• Insanity in a Winnipeg peewee game, as a referee attempts to break up a fight between two 12-year-olds, and appears to slip and fall onto one of them, breaking the kid's wrist. [CBC]

• Former NHLer Brian Mullen talks life after a stroke. [Greatest Hockey Legends]

• Phil Kessel is stealing the spotlight at the Sochi Olympics. [TSN]

• Henrik Zetterberg has a herniated disc in his back. What does that actually mean and how much does it suck? [Undisclosed Injury]

• Finally, Tanner Glass gives you some healthy juice tips.