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The NHL on NBC drinking game: Penguins-Flyers edition

Sean Leahy
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In the past week, NHL television partner NBC hasn't been endearing themselves to hockey fans, specifically in Pittsburgh. Despite failing to stop things before it's popularity exploded last year, they pulled the plug on the big screen broadcasts outside of Mellon Arena, which drew a couple of thousands fans per game. Feeling unjustly wronged after hearing that the Peacock's decision was about losing ratings, the backlash was fierce among Penguins fans.

This afternoon's Game Six of the Penguins-Flyers series will be on NBC and again, not shown outside of Mellon Arena. So to help aid in the healing process, a drinking game is certainly in order.

This is where drinking games are really a gift from the heavens. We here at Puck Daddy are fond of beverages both hard and soft, so what better way to celebrate another afternoon NHL on NBC game.

Stealing a format style that you might have seen on Japers' Rink, allow me to present you with the "Puck Daddy Official NHL on NBC Drinking Game: Penguins-Flyers edition."

Drinking games aren't any fun without interaction, so to help our fellow puck heads enjoy their Saturday of hockey, please contribute your own additions in the comments. Don't forget to add your contributions for the Calgary-Chicago and Anaheim-San Jose games as well to continue the fun deep into the night.

The fun begins after the jump.

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Player Category - drink:

-Each time Scott Hartnell's hair is referenced.

-Each second that Sidney Crosby is shown during a stoppage of play.

-Whenever Mike Richards is compared to Bobby Clarke.

-Any time a goal is scored off of Hal Gill.

-If the "Sign Man" of Philadelphia is caught on TV.

-For each time the Staal family is mentioned.

-Twice for every second John Stevens has a disgusted look on his face after another Scott Hartnell penalty.

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Television Category - drink:

-For each time Mike Emrick mentions a hockey story from before you were born.

-Twice if you start missing Pierre McGuire's presence (to make you forget).

-Anytime one of the commentators verbally fellates a Penguins or Flyers player.

-At any mention of The Bellowing Moose.

-Every time Darren Pang says, "Holy jumpin'!"

-Whenever Eddie Olczyk mentions he coached Marc-Andre Fleury and/or the Penguins.

-If NBC decides to bring back that Dockers commercial from last season with the song that's still stuck in my head.

-If it turns out that while being Inside the Glass, Darren Pang is indeed on a box.

-When you suddenly remember that while watching the NHL on NBC that there are hockey teams outside of New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Pittsburgh, and Detroit.

(Ed. Note: Puck Daddy, of course, in no way endorses abuse of alcohol, consumption of alcohol by anyone under the legal drinking age in their region and, without a doubt, the operation of an automobile or any machine while under the influence of alcohol. These games are listed for entertainment purposes and we don't take responsibility for any result of their application. To sum it up, don't be a knucklehead and have fun!)

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