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Jonathan Toews Is Not Impressed With Team Canada Jerseys (Puck Daddy Reader Art Contest, Gallery 2)

Greg Wyshynski
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Johnny Grumpy Cat does not approve of these new sweaters. Not one bit. (Via reader Jon Schreiber.)

To reset the meme: The Team Canada Olympic jerseys for Sochi 2014 leaked last week via a photoshoot with Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews. The jerseys were met with widespread negativity; Toews had a dumbfounded look on his face that seemed to speak volumes; or, at the very least, inspired some amazing Photoshop tomfoolery.

And, of course, a Puck Daddy Reader Art Contest.

The first gallery of entries featured Toews getting twerked by Miley, fading away in a “Back To The Future” photograph and sadly assessing Justin Bieber standing on the Blackhawks’ logo in their dressing room. Now, it’s time for Gallery 2 of this nonsense.

Please recall this is actually a contest. The prizes so far, with more to come.

* A hockey book two-pack featuring Jeremy Roenick’s “J.R.” and Ken Campbell’s “Selling The Dream.”

* Two unopened boxes of Panini Prime and Dominion Cards from the 2011-12 season, and aa box of 2012-13 Panini Score hockey cards

* A Yahoo Sports prize pack that includes swag and what we imagine will be a miniature piece of sports equipment that’s purple.

We’ll take entries for the contest through Wednesday, Sept. 11, closing this out at noon ET. Email to puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com.

New, Gallery 2 of the Jonathan Toews Is Not Impressed With Team Canada Jerseys Puck Daddy reader art contest, in which we go from the moon to Middle Earth and beyond …

And here … we … go.

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You'd think Toews would be impressed by man landing on the moon, given that the Canadian space program amounts to a beaver on a hang glider. Alas, that's not the case. Via Mike Parker.

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And via Randy Kurta.

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As you'll see, reader Erick Fockler really brought it for this contest. This Ryan Kelser effort is ... well, you can't expect a Blackhawk to put over a Canuck, can you?

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Speaking of Vancouver, Toews is not impressed with Harrison Mooney's vocal stylings. Or his mom jeans. Via @m1ndhive

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Lest anyone believe Toews' frustration is contained to British Columbia, here he is in Alberta. Via Capital_Gains651.

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Toews doesn't believe you never slice, judge. Via Brayden Woods.

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Via Bad Monkey, a rather wonderful commentary on Mr. Toews' personality.

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Completing our movie hat trick, James Gordon says "Argo [expletive] yourself."

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Erick Fockler again, getting inside the mind of Team USA and Penguins coach Dan Bylsma.

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Fockler again, giving us a glimpse of Toews reacting to Team USA's gold medal.

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PD contest MVP 'molotovmaz' with Toews' reaction to Ovechkin's back tats.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSS (unless it's to Kaner)! (Via Jordan Blankenbiller)

Ruby Lopez II with the Robin Sparkles image you've been waiting for.

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Lest you believe Harrison Mooney would be the only PD writer getting the gears here, Tim Kaczar takes on Ryan Lambert.

And finally ...

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Brilliance from 'molotovmaz'.

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