To celebrate, the Royals have a little surprise for the FREAKS in the SEATS: They’re going to wear this SPOOKTACULAR sweater filled with BATS, PUMPKINS, SCARY TREES and a VAMPIRE LION who wants to MANE-GLE you.
It’s the kind of jarring jersey you’d expect to see on a SIDNEY GORESBY or a ROBERTO BOOUNGO or COREY SCARY or TAYLOR HELL or a JEFF SKINNER!
I give this hockey jersey a … GRAVE review. I’m sure it will inspire the Royals to score many more … GHOULS than the Warriors.
You know what they say about hockey: Skeletons don’t play it because they don’t HAVE THE GUTS. HEEEEEEHEE HEE HEE HEE!
Until next time, kiddies. But I want to leave you with one more Halloween fright: THE EDMONTON OILERS GOALS AGAINST AVERAGE! HEEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE!
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Thanks Crypt Keeper. Now, what say you?
PASS OR FAIL: The Reading Royals’ Halloween jerseys.
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