Blues fan gets 2015 Stanley Cup Champs tattoo in worst decision ever (Video)
In case you blinked and missed it, the St. Louis Blues were eliminated from the 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs in the first round by the Minnesota Wild.
Which means they will not win the 2015 Stanley Cup. Which means our friend Mike has made a very, very terrible life choice.
Mike was the winner of a contest on The Rizzuto Show on 105.7 FM The Point that asked Blues fans what they’d do to win a free St. Louis tattoo. His answer – “I would let the team bang my wife” – won both the radio contest and the 2015 Classiest Man Alive Award.
(Plus, doesn’t it really all depend on when this activity takes place? For example, if it’s scheduled for May or June, the Blues won’t even show up…)
So Mike went to Big Dave’s The Ink Spot in Troy, Missouri, and received his prize: a 2015 St. Louis Blues Stanley Cup Champions tattoo. Which emphatically refutes the theory that those words would reject each other like a bad organ transplant if ever in close proximity.
On the plus side: It’s a gorgeous tattoo. And we’re not just saying that because Big Dave looks like the kind of guy who wields a mean chainsaw and has a taste for human offal.
On the minus side: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WOW.
Now Mike waits patiently for 2045 and a somewhat painless edit…
