- Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy40 mins ago
On Thursday morning, we published a translated excerpt from former NHL pest Jarkko Ruutu’s new Finnish-language autobiography that chronicled a Pittsburgh Penguins locker room prank orchestrated by Georges Laraque and Colby Armstrong, when all three players were with the Pens.
In summary, according to Ruutu: Laraque returned from practice to find a drawing of a monkey holding a banana in his locker; he angrily asked who left it there and Armstrong admitted it was him; when asked why, he said, “What do you mean? He is a [N-word], isn't he?"; then they two began to brawl before they broke up into laughter and revealed it was an elaborate April Fool’s Day joke.
Again, all according to Ruutu, who was there.
“The story is not 100 percent accurate,” Laraque told Puck Daddy on Thursday, after reaching out to us over Twitter. “I was part of it, it was my idea, and it was not accurate.”
Laraque declined to get into specifics on what actually occurred.
- Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy1 hr ago
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• Pretty good haul there, boys. [Jake Gardiner / Instagram]
• Despite dealing with setbacks every time he skates, Johan Franzen says he isn’t thinking about retirement. [MLive]
• The 2016 NHL Trade Deadline will be Tuesday, Feb. 29th at 3 p.m. ET, a day that will feature six games. [Renaud Lavoie]
• The hunt for Connor McDavid’s rookie card will have shades of the chase for Sidney Crosby’s first card in 2005. [Globe and Mail]
- Josh Cooper at Puck Daddy2 hrs ago
This seems like a story that could only happen in Canada.
A judge used her own hockey knowledge as part of an assault conviction of Gordon MacIsaac, a defenseman in the Ottawa Senior Men’s Hockey League. MacIsaac was originally sentenced to 18 months probation.
In one particularly egregious example, the judge rejected the entire testimony of a witness simply because she assumed that no coach would have sent three defencemen onto the ice in the closing minutes of a losing game.
In a Court of Appeal decision overturning the conviction, Justice William Hourigan noted that the accused player should have been tried “based on the evidence at trial, not on the hockey experience of the trial judge.”
He added, “hockey strategy is not a proper subject for judicial notice.”
MacIsaac was charged with aggravated assault when he allegedly jumped into the air with his arms raised and knocked out the front teeth of opponent Drew Casterton in an Ottawa Senior Men’s Hockey League game in 2012.
- Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy4 hrs ago
Connor McDavid and Jack Eichel are ready to get this thing going.
“I think it’s starting to get real,” said Eichel to Yahoo Sports’ Sunaya Sapurji, via Buzzing The Net. “Obviously I have to earn my spot on the Sabres – earn everything I get in the next month and a half. I’m just going to go in with an open mind and try to be positive throughout the whole process.”
As for McDavid, he says his expectations for the season aren’t “a numbers game” for the Edmonton Oilers. “It’s just doing the best that you can,” said McDavid to Buzzing The Net. “Playing the best that you can do and contributing to the team and trying to help the team win games. I think a winning Oilers season would be a great success.”
(Which is more delusional: Eichel not making the training camp cut for the Sabres or the Oilers having a winning season?)
- Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy12 hrs ago
Jarkko Ruutu was one of the NHL’s greatest pests during his 11-season career. Two of those seasons were with the Pittsburgh Penguins, where Ruutu shared a locker room with forwards Colby Armstrong and Georges Laraque, both of whom are now retired.
And now, in his new Finnish-language book “The Divine Comedy,” Ruutu shares one hell of a story about these two teammates which was excerpted on iltasanomat.fi.
From reader Krespo:
In this story he tells how, one day after practice, Georges Laraque stormed into the locker room absolutely furious, threatening to trash the place. Players gathered around and Laraque showed a picture pinned at his locker room stall – a drawing of a monkey with a banana.
So of course everybody started to freak out a bit, worried this could destroy the team. Laraque demanded to know who did it, and after a while, Colby Armstrong stepped up and admitted he did it.
Others wanted to know why would he do such a thing.
Armstrong replied: "What do you mean? He is a [N-word], isn't he?"
- Josh Cooper at Puck Daddy20 hrs ago
Buffalo Sabres cash money forward Evander Kane dropped some serious dough on a billboard on LA's Sunset Strip to try to get model (then) ex Mara Teigen back. The photo is above.
And after the weekend, it appears the stunt worked. According to TMZ, Teigen has taken the forward back.
“I was very flattered, I thought it was really sweet, I thought it was really clever,” Teigen said in a video interview with TMZ. “I got a lot of texts and I saw a lot of it on TMZ and on the internet. It was pretty funny.”
Teigen said she thought it was "cute."
“We’re working things out, he’s a good guy,” she added.
The billboard was over 1 Oak, which TMZ says is one of the hottest places in Los Angeles.
- Ryan Lambert at Puck Daddy21 hrs ago
[Author's note: Power rankings are usually three things: Bad, wrong, and boring. You typically know just as well as the authors which teams won what games against who and what it all means, so our moving the Red Wings up four spots or whatever really doesn't tell you anything you didn't know. Who's hot, who's not, who cares? For this reason, we're doing a power ranking of things that are usually not teams. You'll see what I mean.]
6. Sticking around
On some level, I think we all fundamentally understood that even though they traded for him in June, there wasn't all that much of a chance that Milan Lucic would be sticking around Los Angeles long-term.
Too many guys to sign, too little cap room, and maybe even the fact that he might be in decline already at his age. Throw in Lucic likely being expensive because he's going to spend the year playing with some real good players, and all that made it look like this is a one-and-done, mercenary situation to some extent.
- Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy22 hrs ago
(The 2015-16 NHL season is nearly upon us! Why bother watching this team? What will make or break the season? Find out as we preview all 30 teams as camps begin!)
45-26-11, 101 points. Second in the Metro Division.
Better. With due respect to the work that Joel Ward and Troy Brouwer did for the Caps, the acquisitions of Justin “Mr. Game 7” Williams and T.J. “Never Played a Game 7” Oshie make this a better team. And while they’ll miss the puck moving prowess of Mike Green, they weren’t going to hand him another $6 million cap hit over three years.
In fact, that this Capitals blue line can handle the loss of Green is a testament to how effective this group was last season. John Carlson (55 points), Matt Niskanen (31 points), Karl Alzner (always steady) and Brooks Orpik (c’mon, he was much better than any of us thought he would be) anchor the group; Dmitry Orlov is on the cusp of being mighty effective, too.
1. Alex Ovechkin, LW
- Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy23 hrs ago
When it was revealed that Mario Lemieux and Ron Burkle were selling the Pittsburgh Penguins – moments before Gary Bettman gave his State of the NHL speech at the Stanley Cup Final, no less – the speculation began about how much this glamour franchise could bring in.
The initial projections had the price somewhere between $700 million and $850 million, which is crazier than trading Simon Despres for Ben Lovejoy.
Rick Westhead of TSN, however, has zeroed in on what might be the actual asking price for the Penguins:
The owners of the Pittsburgh Penguins are asking $750 million (U.S.) for the team, but face long odds of finding a buyer who’s willing to pay that much because of the flagging North American economy and uncertainty over the future of the Canadian dollar, sports investment bankers say.
- Josh Cooper at Puck Daddy1 day ago
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• The above potential Jake Gardiner/Will Arnett living situation is going to need its own reality show. [Jake Gardiner ]
• Brad Marchand’s elbow is better. Which means the Boston Bruins forward should see his offensive numbers go up. [CBS Boston]
• A deeper look into the Patrick Kane trade rumors with the Chicago Blackhawks. [The Committed Indian]
• Many young NHL stars posed and mugged for their own new Upper Deck trading cards. [Buzzing the Net]