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"Fighting? Nooooo. We're just having a laugh between friends!"
• In effect, this poor guy is allergic to hockey. Worse than death? [The Star]
• Craig Heisinger on Randy Carlyle's legacy in Winnipeg: “He was an absolute prick." [Toronto Sun]
• The Philadelphia Flyers appear to be close to announcing a 1-year, $6 million extension for Kimmo Timonen. [Broad Street Hockey]
• Why the Capitals won't trade Alex Ovechkin. [Washington Post]
• Did the Capitals even need to get away from the system that was serving them so well in the Brouce Boudreau era? "As absurd as it might sound to change an entire system (that had, by any reasonable definition, been tremendously successful over the previous three years) based on a six-game losing streak, it's all the more absurd considering that even during that rough patch, the underlying numbers were still good - the Caps outshot their opponents 174-123 at even-strength during the first half-dozen games of the losing streak, meaning that the Caps took 58% of the even-strength shots on goal in those games. Results (and score effects - the Caps obviously trailed for quite a bit of the game time during that stretch) notwithstanding, the Caps were generally better than their opponents in those games, they just didn't have anything to show for it... other than equally unsustainable 2.9% shooting and .878 save percentages at evens." [Japers' Rink]
• Why the Panthers will trade Stephen Weiss. [The Hockey Writers]
• Speaking of the Panthers, things don't appear to be going well for Alex Kovalev in Florida. He'll be a healthy scratch tonight. [George Richards]
• I love this opening from Roy MacGregor: "It is an astonishing list of the accomplished that Austria has given the world. Composers such as Mozart, Strauss, Schubert, Haydn. Bankers like the Rothschilds. Mendel, the geneticist. The poet Rilke, Klimt the great artist, Otto Preminger the acclaimed film director, Thomas Vanek the leading scorer in the National Hockey League. [The Globe & Mail]
• David Poile responds to a question of whether the Nashville Predators can continue to get by without Shea Weber's production: “I’d rather answer that he’s going to produce ... I know that’s going to happen. Again, the way he bombs the puck -- he missed the net a few times -- being a little bit more accurate, he can beat goaltenders. They can’t contain the shot. There’s a rebound. It’s going to be there.” [Fox Sports Tennessee]
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