Breaking News from Woj:

You will want to check out this hilarious Marc Trestman/Willy Wonka parody song

Frank Schwab
Shutdown Corner

When Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett compared his coach Marc Trestman to Willy Wonka, we should have known that wasn't the end of it.

Internet, you've made us proud.

The video above was tweeted to us by @magic_uno on Twitter. It's a Bears-themed parody of "Pure Imagination," from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." The parody is called "Final Destination." A sampling of the lyrics:

Here we go,
Pack your bags,
For a New York destination.
Join the Bears,
Sing with glee,
As we raise the Lombardi."

So, yes, @magic_uno is a genius. Bravo.

- - -
Hit us up on Twitter @YShutdownCorner, email us at and "Like" Shutdown Corner on Facebook for NFL conversation 365 days a year, the way it should be.

Win cash prizes, pick a fantasy roster for just one day, join in minutes!

Learn how to play

Contest Entries Entry Fee Prizes Starts (EDT)
EPL $20K Nobody Loses 2480/10000 $1 $20000 Tomorrow 10:00 AM Enter
NHL $1.3K Tournament [$125 to 1st] 1381/1478 $1 $1300 Today 7:00 PM Enter
NHL $1.5K Tournament [$150 to 1st] 292/341 $5 $1500 Today 7:00 PM Enter
View Comments (10)