All right, this is just perfect. New England Patriots QB Tom Brady as the Cowardly Lion for Halloween, with supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen as Dorothy. A Dorothy who complains that the Scarecrow and the Tin Man aren't carrying their share of the load in taking down the Wicked Witch, but whatever.
We'll go with Gronk as the Scarecrow. The Tin Man is whichever receiver doesn't show enough heart to catch passes in any given week. Belichick has to be the evil giant Wizard head without the weak human component, right?
All right, let's spin this forward. If you were going to dress up as an NFL player for Halloween, who would it be, and how would you do it? Let us know in the comments or via email below.