Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is engaged to what's her name again. You know, the one from that show on MTV. No, not "Jersey Shore." The other one.
Kristin Cavallari, that's it. She's the "star" of MTV's "The Hills" and Cutler's on-again, off-again, maybe-they're-engaged, maybe-they're-not girlfriend. On Wednesday, she announced the breaking news to her 679,142 Twitter followers:
Rookie mistake, brah. Wait until Christmas to give her the engagement ring. Then you don't have to get her a real gift at all! Two chill birds, one chillaxin' stone.
The two began their whirlwind romance last fall, culminating in Cutler's April proposal. A summer wedding was set and the two had engagement parties and created Crate & Barrel registries, and Cutler had probably already picked out the white, seven-buttoned tux, tophat and cane he was going to wear to the ceremony. But then, as quickly as it had started, it ended. At the time, Cavallari's people told People that she was dumped and was devastated, and if you believe that's the whole truth, you probably also believe Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries for love.
But that's all in the past now. They're back together and newly engaged again. Wedding planning and US Weekly covers await. Best of luck to the happy couple.
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