Roger Goodell loves you, man. All of you.
The NFL commissioner greeted every draftee in attendance at Radio City Music Hall with a forceful, congratulatory hug. He didn't hug as much as he enveloped. His back slaps probably left handprints. You know how they say people give warm embraces? These were scalding.
One player, South Carolina's Melvin Ingram, even got a Fresh Prince-like handshake from the commish:
He showed his versatility in other ways. Check out the full clasp on Ryan Tannehill:
And the Chris de Burgh, "Lady in Red" cheek-to-cheek move:
Sometimes he gets lost in the hug:
Occasionally, it's his right arm that disappears:
More than occasionally: