Rob Gronkowski, national treasure.
What happens when you mix football, women, drinks and Gronk? This:
The New England Patriots tight end was a host for the inaugural 2013 Rob Gronkowski Football 101 Women's Clinic on Tuesday, which, for $99, promised its participants "a fun and educational experience" that included photos with Gronk, football instruction, coffee and dessert, and a Gronk women's tee.
No mention of a dance party as part of the dessert. That must have been masked under the auspice of what the website tabbed as a "fun and relaxed atmosphere" (read: complementary food and drinks) and "with a social twist."
See what they did there ... twist? The games, stations, and skill contests mentioned on the site apparently included a "worm dance" race — and major props to the girl in the Gronkowski 87 who inched her way down the makeshift field there. Nice work.
Gronkowski is a marvel of modern social media. Granted, this is not as raunchy or insane as his post-Super Bowl shirtless danceoff from a few years ago. But the animated reality show he and his brothers have pitched absolutely must happen.
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