During the Washington Redskins' 27-23 loss to the New York Giants, the water table worker did the heroic work of saving the freshly poured cups of water when confronted with Robert Griffin III running out of bounds. See his handiwork here.
We turn now to the inner dialogue water boy (water man?):
"Finally. I have the table completely full with cups of water. I want to make sure the Redskins are fully hydrated. This game is huge, right? Huge. I, for one, am not going to be responsible for the dehydration of any Redskins player. My table is full. I can keep everyone refr--OH NO RGIII!!!!!!
The Giants sealed the game with a late touchdown and forced fumble, but one person the Redskins cannot blame for the loss is the heroic water boy. Bravo, sir.