— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) June 25, 2013
Ouch. And, of course, the Baltimore parade featured flashers and fans scaling the fences of the stadium, while the Miami parade featured the near-decapitation of the city's biggest stars. Initial advantage: Charm City.
Oh, but wait. Let's take another angle on the Heat celebration, shall we?
Hmmm. That complicates matters. Still, give praise to Baltimore for taking this approach. To paraphrase "The Wire"'s Omar Little, it's all in how you crop your Instagram photos, yo.
-Follow Jay Busbee on Twitter at @jaybusbee.-
Related coverage on Yahoo! Sports:
• Desmond Bishop hoping to revive his career with Vikings
• 'Pacman' Jones speaks as planned at rookie symposium
• Fan poll: Keep Redskins name
- Arts & Entertainment Events
- Sports & Recreation
- Baltimore Ravens