1. Batman nor Robin liked to draw attention to themselves.
2. Batman wasn't afraid to go over the middle.
3. Robin never changed his name to some Robinuevo.
4. Batman and Robin played a role in some big victories in January.
5. Robin doesn't drive the Batmobile.
We'll focus on No. 5 today because this is what Ochocinco rolled up into Paul Brown Stadium driving on Sunday morning:
Next you'll be telling me he has a butler named Alfred and is dating Kim Basinger.
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