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NFL draft prospects allowed to pick walk-up music, and we have some suggestions

Spectators crowd the windows, upper left, as members of the 2014 NFL Draft class pose for a photo with 9/11 Memorial and Museum director Joe Daniels, far right, and Daniels' son Caleb during a preview of the museum and a tour of the Memorial plaza in New York, Wednesday, May 7, 2014
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Spectators crowd the windows, upper left, as members of the 2014 NFL Draft class pose for a photo with 9/11 Memorial and Museum director Joe Daniels, far right, and Daniels' son Caleb during a preview of the museum and a tour of the Memorial plaza in New York, Wednesday, May 7, 2014. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

For the first time ever, NFL prospects attending the 2014 draft at Radio City Music Hall are allowed to choose their "walk-up" music when their name is called. You know, how when baseball players come to bat in the big leagues? Yes, the players will have their choice of music when they are picked Thursday, Friday or — for the Jets fans who stick around, mercifully — on Saturday.

Seeing as how we already have stretched the bounds of imagination to its limits in comparing some of this year's NFL draft prospects to musical acts, we figured why not ... let's come up with some apropos tunes for their selections. Even if, you know, they end up choosing something far different.

Commissioner Roger Goodell
"Vader's March," Star Wars soundtrack

Oh yes, he needs his own walk-out song. We like the sound of this.

LSU WR Odell Beckham, Jr.
"Come And Get Me," Jay Z

We think in order to land Beckham, a team is going to have to move up in the draft for this fast-rising receiver. Plus, it's just a great old-school Jay Z tune.

Indiana WR Cody Latimer
"I Can't Do It By Myself," Anita Bryant

Something tells us that Latimer's next quarterbacks will be better than the ones he had with the Hoosiers. (Plus, we think it would be great to thoroughly confuse the Radio City crowd with this old-timey tune.)

Central Florida QB Blake Bortles
"Happy," Pharrell Williams

If you were a first-round pick and were dating Bortles' girlfriend, Lindsey Duke (go on, do an internet search), wouldn't you be singing this toe-tapping, ubiquitous song, too?

USC WR Marqise Lee
"I Remember You," Skid Row

An ode to Matt Barkley and that 2012 season in the sun. Nostaliga for a more blissful time in Lee's life. (Works doubly well if Lee is drafted by the Eagles.)

Louisville QB Teddy Bridgewater
"Grenade," Bruno Mars

After the past few months of Teddy bashing, I feel like he can relate to Mars' words: "I would go through all this pain / Take a bullet straight through my brain / Yes, I would die for ya baby / But you won't do the same." 

Michigan OT Taylor Lewan
any song from Van Halen's Fair Warning album

There are many to choose from that fit both Lewan's fierce approach to life and his job as a blocker: "Mean Street," "Unchained," "Push Comes to Shove," "Sunday Afternoon In The Park" and "Sinner's Swing!"

Alabama S HaSean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
"Who's Laughing Now?" Skinny Puppy

Self-explanatory pun silliness. I'm sure he's never heard a joke about his nickname before.

Buffalo LB Khalil Mack
"Strip," Chris Brown

Well, Mack has been a master of dislodging the football in college, so it works for that, but we also candidly want to make Goodell squirm a bit with Brown's salty lyrics. (We'll let you research those on your own time.) 

South Carolina DE Jadeveon Clowney
"Word Hard Play Hard," Wiz Khalifa

The bigger the bill, the harder you ball. You get the idea. Just to make the team that picks him feel that much more comfortable with their investment.

Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel
"The One That Got Away," Katy Petty

Uhhh, yeah ...

Oregon State WR Brandin Cooks
"Galvanize," Chemical Brothers

What Cooks has been saying his speed will do to an offense in the runup to the draft.

Texas A&M OT Jake Matthews
"End Of The Line," Traveling Wilburys

Thought about "We Are Family," but (a) it's overplayed at weddings and parties and (b) Matthews doesn't strike me as a Sister Sledge guy.

Missouri DE Kony Ealy
"Easy Does It," Supertramp

I'm picturing not only a play on words with the song title, but also these lyrics — "easy does it, easy while you wait" — for a player who has been pegged as a first-rounder but (I suspect) could wait til Round 2 to hear his name called. 

Vanderbilt WR Jordan Matthews
"No One Gets Left Behind," Five Finger Death Punch

Another guy who could get really tired of those stiff green room chairs with all the receivers in this draft.

North Carolina TE Eric Ebron
"The Best One Yet (The Boy)," Black-Eyed Peas

Could see the confident Ebron singing this one himself as he greets Goodell. 

Virginia OT Morgan Moses
"Long Arm Of The Law," Kenny Rogers

This is what you get when you have Moses' condor-like wingspan.

Texas A&M Mike Evans
"Talking Smack," Local H

At the combine, Evans said he liked to combat defensive backs by "talk(ing) a little noise to them, do anything I can to have an advantage on the field." The lyrics of this one? "Got an open invitation / 
To shoot my mouth off / To get you pissed off." Yeah. 

Alabama LB C.J. Mosley
"Cold Shoulder," Adele

In case he slides in the draft because of his much-discussed injured body part.

Virginia Tech CB Kyle Fuller
"I'll Cover You," Rent soundtrack

It's getting late.

Louisville S Calvin Pryor
"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J

Don't call it a comeback.

Eastern Illinois QB Jimmy Garoppolo
"Glorious," Muse

Every underdog should use this as their personal walk-out anthem. 

Auburn OT Greg Robinson
"Bulldozer," Cold War Kids

Please don't get in his way on a run play. We beg of you.

Oklahoma State CB Justin Gilbert
"Many Happy Returns," ABC

Good things happen when Gilbert gets his hands on the ball via interception or kickoff.

Ohio State CB Bradley Roby
"It Wasn't Me," Shaggy

In light of Mr. Roby's recent misreported incident with the fuzz.

Minnesota DT Ra'Shede Hageman
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For," U2

Maybe this is what scouts would choose for the tantilizing but underachieving player.

Ohio State LB Ryan Shazier
"Come Fly With Me," Frank Sinatra

He'd pick it for the way he seemingly teleports around the field, but the New Yorkers might appreciate a little Frank in the middle of Round 1.

Florida State NT Timmy Jernigan
"Legalize It," Peter Tosh

Not saying another word.

TCU CB Jason Verrett
"A Small Package Of Value Will Come To You Shortly," Jefferson Airplane

Yes, this is in reference to Verrett's size. 

Alabama OT Cyrus Kouandjio
"There's A Great BIg Beautiful Tomorrow," They Might Be Giants

He's likely tired of hearing how teams have soured on him. This should pep him up after his name is called.

Clemson WR Sammy Watkins
"Dear Mama," 2Pac

Watkins' mother moved in with him following a 2012 possession arrest and helped mature him greatly. So to her, we give this rather tender tribute from 2Pac and the words: "You are appreciated." It can be said to all the mothers out there on Sunday, their special day.

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Eric Edholm is a writer for Shutdown Corner on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at edholm@yahoo-inc.com or follow him on Twitter!

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