Stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and read this. It will change your life. Guaranteed.
On Sunday, the Cincinnati Bengals defeated the Minnesota Vikings 42-14 in a largely meaningless game. But that, friends ... that was only the framing for the day's real story. For on this day, a monkey rode a dog and corralled a bunch of rams ... a lot more effectively than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, as it turns out.
Monkey and dog put up more yards than Houston on the day, and the Colts have already inquired about their services for the playoffs to supplement Trent Richardson.
Yes, this was 30 seconds of your life you're never going to get back. But come on. It's not like you were going to put those 30 seconds to better use than this.