The Dolphins are on national television Monday night. There's nothing I can say that makes that an attractive option. I'm sorry.
But a bad game doesn't necessarily mean a bad live chat. I'm going to enjoy this evening, I don't care what Mark Sanchez or Matt Moore do to me. And five more years of Gruden? We will also serve Monday night as a support group for those dismayed at the news.
We'll be here throughout the game with running commentary, observations, insights, polls, blatant lies and a high level of interactivity with you, our beloved reader.
We'll get it started a few minutes before kickoff. See you then.