Look, Yahoo! Sports is all about you having fun and celebrating your big victory over your hated rival and all, but tackling a poor defenseless Christmas tree? That's just cruel, man. Yahoo! Sports cannot advocate such measures, but Yahoo! Sports is indeed glad that someone thought to film this adventure.
This loon is wearing a classic John Riggins jersey, and if you know anything about the famed '80s-era Redskins running back, this wouldn't even crack the top 10 of crazy things he did. But, hey, dress like your idols, live like your idols, right?
Of course, the tree did look to have slightly more mobility than Tony Romo, and so Jerry Jones has extended it an invitation to Cowboys camp next summer.
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