“I hate him. Everybody says I’m supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him,” Jenkins said. “He talks too much, he doesn’t make sense, he’s fat, he’s sloppy, he acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.
Mmmmm ... how about that, ladies?
One lucky twinkle-toed gal out there will get the Warren Sapp experience up close. Hopefully, he's showered and brushed his teeth since Kris Jenkins formed his opinion, as Sapp told the St. Petersburg Times that he'll be accepting an offer to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.
So what now? Any interest in broadcasting?
You just listen. I don't want to go to (ESPN) every week for a two-hour show. I want something short and sweet. I'd love to have a radio gig, just turn on the mic and talk about the topics of the day. I might do that Dancing With the Stars.
Really? They've approached you about that?
Yeah, it's something that sort of came out of nowhere. But I enjoy the idea of training for something else. My whole life has been football. I could hang out in L.A. for a few weeks. My daughter would love it. There's nothing wrong with my smile. I don't think I speak Ebonics. I think I will (do the show)."
I can't deny that the man always had a nimble pair of feet, but I don't know if he's going to look great in sequins. It's not something I'm interesting in picturing.
- Kris Jenkins