Sometimes there's a story so random, so inane, so perfect, that it's hard to properly sum up.
And so we have the tale of former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson, in his Prius (!!!), hunting down pop superstar Justin Bieber in his Ferrari to scold him about his reckless driving.
We dare anyone to come up with a more ridiculous story this year.
This one comes from TMZ (so take it for what it's worth), which reported most of this confrontation with a straight face. According to TMZ, Johnson was leaving a party on Sunday night from his exclusive gated community in Calabasas, Calif. when Bieber's Ferrari drove past at a high speed. Johnson, who had his child with him in his Prius (love that), dropped his kid off at home and then went to give Bieber some tips in driving etiquette.
Let's let TMZ take it away, shall we?
"When KJ got to Bieber's pad -- he blocked Justin's Ferrari in the driveway and got out of his car to confront Justin face-to-face ... but Justin ran inside of his house and refused to come out," TMZ wrote.
Tremendous. Just tremendous. And as it turns out, Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson doesn't appreciate Mr. Beiber's driving style, either.
I live in Calabasas too and @justinbieber needs to slow his ass down.
— Eric Dickerson (@EricDickerson) May 28, 2013
Oh ... and if you were waiting for Michael Strahan to chime in on this, we've got that for you as well, courtesy of CBS Sports' Mike Freeman.
— mike freeman (@realfreemancbs) May 28, 2013
Johnson, the former first overall pick of the Jets, Super Bowl champion with Tampa Bay and analyst with ESPN, getting the Bieber fever/road rage and confronting the singer about dangerous driving ... well, let's call it a day Internet. We're not beating that one.