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Happy Halloween from your NFL cheerleaders

MJD
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The costumes probably provide a very similar amount of skin coverage to their standard outfits, but still, there's something about cheerleaders in Halloween costumes that really, really works. Here's a look at what was available from our photo sources.

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The winner here: Top Gun, second from the right. The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

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Look, she's got a wristband on with all the plays. I don't know if that's something she stole from Kerry Collins(notes), if it's got all her cheers on it, or it's some kind of a slutty kitten playbook. They have their own playbooks, you know.

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The first of two military tributes we'll see here. My grandpa says he wore the same thing in World War II.

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This cheer appears to lack military precision.

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Ma'am, someone should've told you this, but your days of dressing up as cute little fairy-tale characters are over. You're an adult. Now Halloween is for getting as close as you possibly can to a citation for public indecency.

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Second from the left: I can't be the first one to have noticed this, but your top hat is way too small.

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I think these are naughty angels. I don't know. But when I grow up, I want to design women's Halloween costumes. There doesn't seem to be much more to it than, "Here, look like you're working a street corner, and ... I don't know, tape a feather to yourself. People will think you're something."

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