So, do you think this guy had help shaving areas on his stomach and chest, making room for a Bills logo and the letters "ESPN"? And if so, did that help come from his wife?
And if it did, do you think she cried much when she realized that she had married the kind of guy who shaves his torso so that he might easier apply glittered paint to himself, in hopes that Tony Kornheiser might comment on it?
No one can question your enthusiasm, Buffalo. That's the hairiest and scariest man I've ever seen wearing glitter. In Buffalo, the dedication to the football team runs deep and wide. Right?
- Tony Kornheiser