I bet when Braylon Edwards(notes) woke up this morning, he had no inkling that today he would be 1) the newest member of the New York Jets, and 2) one of the hottest trending topics on Twitter.
He's both, though. For some reason, the users of Twitter have decided to pile on Braylon, speculating about all of the worthless things for which he might have been traded. Why this happened, I have no idea, but the Twitter users of the world seem to really, really enjoy poking fun at Braylon Edwards. Here's a sampling:
Boardwalk and a Get out of Jail free card.
I just got off of ESPN.com and they said a slice of Junior's cheesecake and some Cambodian breast milk.
Ken Dorsey's(notes) arm strength
TriLamJae Joey Harrington(notes) and his piano
a block of Government Cheese
So I heard Dick Clark, to help the Ball Drop on New Years.
a brett favre jet jersey
Mike Vick's PETCO Pals card
mr.perfect's chewing gum b4 a wrestling match
"QB Eagles" off Tecmo Super Bowl, circa 1991
a flobee and 7 pounds of air
a 2 yr beeper plan w/voicemail
JeffStarcher a pair of Crocs and a Snuggie
Personally, I think Cleveland made out pretty well with the Crocs/Snuggie package. It might not seem like much right now, but wait until Eric Mangini is on the sidelines, warm and toasty with full arm mobility, while his feet enjoy the comfort, practicality and fashion of a good pair of Crocs. Score.