We're going to be like a science book this week. You know how an elementary science textbook might show a sequence of photographs illustrating how a plant will change if it's nurtured with the proper amount of water?
Well, we're about to show you a sequence of photographs illustrating what can happen to a Buccaneers cheerleader hit with an excess amount of water. Follow along. You didn't know you were dealing with the science desk, did you?
Water is added, and cheerleader becomes shiny:
Still more water, and cloth covers the upper body.
The water continues, another layer of fabric is added to the lower body, and we might as well all be Amish.
Thankfully, San Diego can be counted on for immaculate weather and precisely-placed breezes.