How bad are the New York Giants? A strip club refuses to show their games anymore

Anwar S Richardson
October 7, 2013

The New York Giants are not only ruining the Sundays of their fan loyal base, but Eli Manning’s lackluster performances are hurting another group of people.

Those hard-working strippers at Rick's Cabaret in New York City.

Rick’s Cabaret airs every NFL game, but the Giants have apparently been killing the mood every time the club televises their game. New York is 0-5, and as a result of that dismal start, the strip club has decided to stop airing Giants games. obtained an explanation of the strip club’s decision:

“Nobody throws a party better than Rick’s Cabaret–we are all about fun–and it’s no fun watching the Giants anymore,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay. “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne said, “I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games–the guys are sort of deflated–they take that football stuff too seriously!”

The club will continue to show other NFL games.

However, if the Jacksonville Jaguars replace the Giants, Rick’s Cabaret might want to consider turning off the televisions and having their customers focus on the “other” entertainment in front of them.

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