German scientists were able to hide a small bump in three dimensions, an advancement that puts science one step closer to inventing an "invisibility cloak." Your thoughts, NFL person?
|Javon Walker(notes), wide receiver, free agent |
"I once invented something similar myself. I've been wearing it ever since the Raiders decided to sign me to a six-year, $55 million deal."
|Thurman Thomas, former running back, Buffalo Bills |
"I'm going to find the man who put one of those on my helmet right before Super Bowl XXVI. And then I'm going to kill him."
|Matt Jones(notes), wide receiver, Cincinnati Bengals |
"Dude, you have invisible co -- oh wait, you said 'cloak.' Never mind."
Idea, obviously, borrowed from The Onion.