John L. Smith would like you to smile.
No, seriously, smile.
Smile DAMMIT! DO IT NOW!
Smith, fresh off a 52-0 rout by Alabama, doesn't understand why the media were so glum during Monday's weekly press conference, so the Arkansas coach told them all — demanded them all — to smile. Or he threatened not to talk.
No description of the first 35 seconds of the press conference will do it justice, so I recommend watching the video. Smith has always been a little crazy. If you didn't see his halftime interview during last Saturday's beatdown, it's worth a listen, but this video is downright scary.
I'll smile John L. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just don't yell at us anymore.
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