The great Randy Newman has an old line about the fate of college men from LSU, and after three full years in Baton Rouge — and a few hours of ESPN's "carwash" treatment — Tiger quarterback Jordan Jefferson didn't exactly help his alma mater's cause today on College Football Live's version of "Name That Jefferson":
In Jordan's defense, he's majoring in sports administration, not history, and he did spend all day answering much dumber questions. Shame on ESPN, too, which knows full well that he often struggles in pressure situations.
And frankly, those two old dudes really do look a lot alike, know what I'm saying?
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