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Dr. Saturday

Manti Te’o has turned into the biggest punch line on the Internet after girlfriend fiasco

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Dr. Saturday

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(USA Today Sports Images)

Who knows what really happened with Manti Te'o and the sordid story of his girlfriend who didn't exist. We may never know. Any reasonable conclusion takes a suspension of logic in some way, shape or form.

No matter how it turns out, the Te'o tale of him having a fake girlfriend has very predictably brought out the comedians.

[Related: Where does the Manti Te'o girlfriend story rank among sports hoaxes?]

Te'o probably wants to stay away from the Internet for, probably forever. Here's a sampling of the comedy at Te'o's expense:

There's this photo delight, tweeted out by Saturday Down South:

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There's an absolutely brilliant gif by @cuppycup and posted on GoodBullHunting.com that is a must watch, a spin on the ending of the movie "Usual Suspects."

We can't confirm that this is the Twitter account of former Virginia Tech quarterback Sean Glennon, but whoever it is had one of the best one liners since the scandal erupted:

There's a million Te'o one liners on Twitter. Go to your timeline and you'll stumble upon a dozen of them.

The Taiwanese animation aspect of the story came together fast:

And, of course, we had the Tumblr account open up for #Teoing, a spinoff of the Tebowing thing with people acting like they are in love with someone who isn't there. Here's an example from the Tumblr site:

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Even a minor league baseball team plans to have a "Manti Te'o Girlfriend Bobblehead" night, where the first 1,000 fans will receive boxes with nothing in them.

The guffawing about Te'o is so much that NBA star Kevin Durant had to call for peace:

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More Manti Te'o coverage from Yahoo! Sports:

Too early to know hoax's impact on Manti Te'o's NFL draft stock
Sources: Manti Te'o's team passed on chance to control the story
NFL player on Manti Te'o girlfriend: 'No, she's real'

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