Auburn football players can't even go get a greasy square hamburger slider without being reminded of their futility this season.
AL.com posted a story that the Krystal restaurant in Auburn has put "Go Tigers Beat Somebody" on their marquee.
For those unfamiliar, Krystal is a burger joint (it's the White Castle of the south, for you Midwesterners) that specializes in small sliders and is, let's say, an acquired taste.
Auburn is 1-7, and "somebody" might be New Mexico State. The Tigers are a 22.5-point favorite against New Mexico State this Saturday. If the Tigers break their losing streak, maybe they can celebrate with a 3 Krystal Value Meal. At $2.99, it's perfect for college students. The best deal in town, we hear.
H/T to AL.com
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