Why? Well, it takes guts to know that you're going to be attached to an, um, off-key rendition of Miley Cyrus's pop smash 'Party in the U.S.A.' for the rest of time.
Ladies and gentlemen, here are three key pieces of your top-ranked college hoops squad in the land …
The video is part of a series of shorts airing during TV timeouts this season on the video board at Value City Arena.
Really, what you saw is pretty self-explanatory and doesn't need much more commentary here.
Diebler yells, while Craft's falsetto is admirable.
The MVP of this clip has to be Sullinger, who simply steals the show in a 40-second solo run to close it out that is nothing short of glorious.