San Antonio's Matt Bonner(notes) shoots 50.4 percent from behind the 3-point line. That's not some goofball True Shooting Percentage or hacked-off nerd stat. That's the percentage of shots he makes when he takes a jump (well, it's relative, really) shot from behind a line that is far, far away from the basket.
So, of course, he should be representing the Spurs and accurate shooting in the 3-point contest, right?
The Basketball Jones crew have taken it upon themselves to honor the, uh, honorary Canadian with this video, a clip that includes the first funny Napoleon Dynamite references since the actual movie itself. No small feat.
Put him in, David Stern. Gosh.