Like his brother Jeff, Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy is typically considered to be a very smart basketball mind with athletic ability that wouldn't even qualify him to be one of the team's ball boys. Yet, whereas Jeff is skinny and meek, Stan is somewhat rotund, the league's own version of a jolly Falstaff complete with comical screaming and poor fashion choices.
However, it turns out that we have read SVG all wrong. As you can see in the video above, taken Wednesday at the Magic's youth basketball camp, he actually has pretty great ballhandling skills.
It's so impressive, in fact, that the man deserves his own streetball nickname. A few suggestions, after the jump:
1. Super Wario
4. The Master of Panic
5. Skip 2 My Riley