He's averaging about 17 points and 11 rebounds per game, nicely done, in only 26 minutes per contest (seriously, think about that -- 17 and 11 in 26 minutes per game), but his Timberwolves have won just one time in five tries to start the season, and they just dropped a big one to the Orlando Magic by 42 points. Goodness.
[Rewind video: Another star athlete's very awkward moment]
So you can understand why Kevin is looking for a little comfort. A little human touch.
(HT: SI.com's Extra Mustard.)
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