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Video: Kevin Love is not allowed to enter Omerica

Dan Devine
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Listen, I don't blame you for being frustrated, Kevin Love(notes). Omerica's very strict tourism laws certainly seem counterproductive, and arguably out of touch with a global business structure increasingly predicated on economic interdependence, which one can argue would be greatly simplified by less stringent travel policies.

Plus, promoting a wide-open path to entry, only to harshly reject your attempt at the last moment? That smacks of false advertising; beyond that, it's just rude. I've got a good mind to write an angry letter to Premier/Minister for Travel and Tourism/Vice President of Bounty Hunting Omer Asik(notes) to protest your treatment.

And I'll tell you something else — there's no way we're going there on our honeymoon now. I don't care how good Anthony Bourdain says the fried capybara is.

International readers ("Int'l read'rs"): If the clip above isn't rocking for you, please feel free to peruse the rejection elsewhere, thanks to MrHasnicktir. Hat-tip to the fine folks at Docksquad Sports.

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