Score Strip

  1. League: NBA
  2. Indiana vs. Orlando
    7:00 PM
    IND
    ORL
  3. Chicago vs. Charlotte
    7:00 PM
    CHI
    CHA
  4. Washington vs. Boston
    8:00 PM
    WAS
    BOS
  5. Houston vs. New Orleans
    8:00 PM
    HOU
    NO
  6. Brooklyn vs. Cleveland
    8:00 PM
    BKN
    CLE
  7. Philadelphia vs. Miami
    8:00 PM
    PHI
    MIA
  8. Atlanta vs. Milwaukee
    8:00 PM
    ATL
    MIL
  9. Utah vs. Minnesota
    8:00 PM
    UTA
    MIN
  10. Toronto vs. New York
    8:00 PM
    TOR
    NY
  11. LA Lakers vs. San Antonio
    8:00 PM
    LAL
    SA
  12. Detroit vs. Oklahoma City
    8:00 PM
    DET
    OKC
  13. Dallas vs. Memphis
    8:00 PM
    DAL
    MEM
  14. Golden State vs. Denver
    10:30 PM
    GS
    DEN
  15. LA Clippers vs. Portland
    10:30 PM
    LAC
    POR
  16. Phoenix vs. Sacramento
    10:30 PM
    PHO
    SAC
  17. View All

Ball Don't Lie

Tight shirt, Charles Barkley

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

View photo

.

Looking good, Charles. (Image via Deadspin)

This picture of Charles Barkley was allegedly taken after the Hall of Famer and TNT NBA analyst had swapped shirts "with a bro." That allegation is A) unconfirmed, but B) seems more reasonable than assuming a 50-year-old man who's struggled with his weight over the years likes to hit the town in plaid short-sleeved smedium button-downs. It also C) seems very much the kind of thing Charles Barkley would do in the interest of having a few laughs and sharing a light moment with a young man who may or may not be "Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad" star Matthew Lawrence and who is clearly celebrating something that calls for some fine cham-pagna. ABC: Always Be Chucking. Always Be Cringing? Always Be #CrushingIt.

Like, I wouldn't necessarily recommend approaching Charles Barkley with a shirt-swap suggestion in the middle of a hotel lobby/bar/lounge-type area, but if you feel like you absolutely must try to get a famous NBA personality to wear your bro's comically small shirt and take a picture, he's probably your best bet. Among retired players, at least — I'd probably take Metta World Peace among active players. Perhaps your opinion varies; if so, please feel free to share it in the comments.

That said, this doesn't look nearly as ridiculous as you'd imagine, given Barkley's well-documented historical roundness. Way to stay on your Weight Watchers game, Chuck. Cause for celebratory shirt-swapping, for sure.

Hat-tip to Trey Kerby at The Basketball Jones, whose Chris Farley joke was the right one to make, as per usual.

Sign up for Yahoo Fantasy Baseball
View Comments