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Shaquille O’Neal will not lend his talents to ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Kelly Dwyer
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From the Colin Cowherd show, as transcribed by Sports Radio Interviews:

"No. I will never do Dancing with the Stars because I'm original in doing things and too many people have done it. I will probably do something different."

Which is not a terrible thing, because as we've seen in the past, Shaq is sort of hit or miss with the extent to which his viewing public appreciates his dance moves.

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Sure, Chip Schaefer and Robert Horry enjoyed Shaq's turn during this locker room freaknic; but they're not enough to sustain a fickle ABC audience. You need more. You have to broaden that audience, Shaquille. Or, at least, wear socks.

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This one old guy? Sorry, Shaq, but it's not enough.

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An unmoved Dwight Howard? Especially after all the passive/aggressive shots Shaq has given Howard over the years, we can't imagine that he'll be bothered to call in and lend O'Neal his support.

In all, a sound decision by Shaq. Nobody needs "Dancing With the Stars." Nobody. Not even your aunt.

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