Imagine life as a Cleveland Cavaliers fan.
Byron Scott's promising an up-tempo offense. J.J. Hickson(notes) is really shaping up. Antawn Jamison(notes) is getting his confidence back at the line. Mo Williams(notes) could challenge for an All-Star berth again. The Central has been beset by injury. Things are looking up.
Buoyed, you head to the mall, to buy a T-shirt with an airbrushed golden retriever on it, for your hopeless hipster son. Things are going smoothly, the golden retriever looks great, and then you pass by a kiosk. A calendar kiosk. And you see this:
The calendar was clearly created before James split up on national TV with the Cavaliers last July, and the name of the company that created it? You guessed it: Perfect Timing Inc.