"Listen, guys. I know it sounds crazy, what with me coming off two rough years that followed a season where I was maybe the worst rotation player in the NBA, but I kind of feel like this could be my year. I mean, I'm not saying I'm going to win the MVP or anything, but I feel good, I feel strong, I'm in the best shape of my life ... I think I can get some of that old Portland magic going again and really help the Sacramento Kings turn the corner.
"Look out, world: Here comes Travis Outlaw!"
"... Never mind."
Nice to see you, Ben McLemore. Nice assist on the traveling hoop, Patrick Patterson. Better luck next time, Travis.
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